By Owen Paine on Thursday November 17, 2005 11:43 AM
(Wang, who is away on secret business at an undisclosed secure location, texted the following
from his cell phone, aided by his secretary Archy -- yes, a great-great-great-grandson of
that Archy.)
attention
straying donkeys of the house
LISTEN UP CAREFULLY
cause im
only gonna warn u once
WANG THE MERCILESS AND HIS POSSE
ARE
IN TRACK DOWN MODE
the hunt is on
any one of u pissants
caught aiding and abetting
this himmlerian nonsense
called..... the patriot act
by whatever means at all
by votes or non votes
by log rolls or sweet rolls
be on guard
don't even touch that cops bible
or
i will sniff u out
i will throw the klieg lights upon u
i will tack ur vile squirrel's hide
to the tallest cell tower in your district
is this clear enough???
if u lift even the tinier of ur two pinkies
to further the life of this criminal flash back
i will see to it u are destroyed
if u so much
as nod
in the direction
of these foul cookeries
these spurious
spectral menaces
i will find u out
and believe me
u spongelike freaks
before im done with u
i will
make horns grow out of ur skull
heed me
or
BE DAMNED
