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June 19, 2011

The flatware menace

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2011/06/15/BA661JTO52.DTL

As the $2,500 (and up) guests dined on beet salad and Chicken Rollata at a San Francisco fundraiser Tuesday for Michelle Obama, waiters and waitresses in the Julia Morgan Ballroom began confiscating everyone's silverware - handing out plastic forks and knives instead.

Less of a security threat, you understand.

What a diverting idea -- some Frisco hedgie suddenly goes berserk and lunges for Michelle, armed with a fish fork. Just the thing YouTube was made for. One could only hope that in gunning him down there would be a great deal of collateral damage to the other diners.

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